You're reading Dispatches from East McJesus. Living in East Machias, Maine, can be a bit lonely, so I write to save my sanity. The mission may not succeed, but let’s try to enjoy it.
Re: #2 - In the past year or so, I was scanning through an AARP magazine and saw an article that said women over 50 should not wear their hair in a high "cheer leader" type of ponytail. HA! IDNFCA!!
IDNCA the fact that my black-and-white New Balance sneakers now accompany every outfit I wear, even if I’m going out to dinner in Paris. I’ve got one fake knee and two very authentic bunions; I’ve earned this.
Re: #2 - In the past year or so, I was scanning through an AARP magazine and saw an article that said women over 50 should not wear their hair in a high "cheer leader" type of ponytail. HA! IDNFCA!!
SAME!!! 😂
#7 and 8 especially : ROFLMAO!!!!!! So damn true.
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IDNCA the fact that my black-and-white New Balance sneakers now accompany every outfit I wear, even if I’m going out to dinner in Paris. I’ve got one fake knee and two very authentic bunions; I’ve earned this.